Actually, nobody knows what excactly happended when the creature, Buchenwald, was created.
However, we do have some interesting theories about Buchenwald's existence and creation.
Read about them below.

1.   There's no meaning with the life of Buchenwald, therefor we might as well take it from him!
2.   The cock of Buchenwald is so small that you'd call it a willie.
3.   It's physcally impossible to give Buchenwald a blowjob. His willie (ie. a two cm little matchstick you can't see) is simply too small.
4.   It's actually also mentally impossible to imagine Buchenwald in sexual relations.
5.   Since he doesn't know how it feels to wank or get blowed, he can't even simulate it.
6.   He's a complete looser.
7.   He's a furry crop failure.
8.   Sooner or later he will be cut down.

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