If you're one of those poor creatures, that don't know why we hate Buchenwald, and how he is like,
you'll get a chance to know him a bit better on this page.
Believe us, you'll be glad you don't know that crop failure.

1.   There's no meaning with the life of Buchenwald, therefor we might as well take it from him!
2.   The cock of Buchenwald is so small that you'd call it a willie.
3.   It's physcally impossible to give Buchenwald a blowjob. His willie (ie. a two cm "long" matchstick you can't see) is simply too small.
4.   It's actually also mentally impossible to imagine Buchenwald in sexual relations.
5.   Since he doesn't know how it feels to wank or get blowed, he can't even simulate it.
6.   He's a complete looser.
7.   He's a furry crop failure.
8.   Sooner or later he will be cut down.

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